• rococoh:

    i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination

    (Source: somedaybythestrokes, via fake-mermaid)

  • dulect:

    if your teenage years are meant for experimenting with relationships i’m fucked

    (via ucancallme-queenb)

  • eclecticpandas:

    reasons to date me:

    • i’m single

    (Source: eclecticpandas, via fake-mermaid)

  • drarna:

    i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

    (Source: neptunain, via fake-mermaid)

  • ven0moth:

    if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

    (via fake-mermaid)